Technology And I Don't Get Along

***Okay, I originally tried to scan the magazine.  That didn't work.  Then I tried taking pictures of it.  That didn't work either, so I finally said, "screw it, I'll just post the text."  So here it is! Note: I own the electronic rights to this story, but this post will be taken down once the 2013 issue of The UCLA Beat goes online***

The story is now online at the UCLA Beat official site.  Please click here to read my story (it's in Volume XV with the zebra photo).  Thanks!